Horoscopes are about as reliable as exit polls, and they’re definitely more fun! Today the candidates need all the luck and superstition they can get. Let’s see whose side the stars are on?

Republicans

John McCain b. August 29, 1936

Virgo

You and your friends may make jokes about being set in your ways, but you know that secretly you’ve got big ideas for making changes. Today is perfect for tiny steps in that new direction that seems so cool.

Mitt Romney b. March 12, 1947

Pisces

You’re feeling the urge to help the community or the planet in some way, so volunteering or donating money may be more attractive. That altruistic streak is definitely worth indulging from time to time.

Mike Huckabee b. August 24, 1955

Virgo (Same as McCain, but more conservative?)

You and your friends may make jokes about being set in your ways, but you know that secretly you’ve got big ideas for making changes. Today is perfect for tiny steps in that new direction that seems so cool.

Ron Paul b. August 20, 1935

Leo

You’re taking great pride in a recent accomplishment, but be careful about inciting envy in your peers — or even your friends! Folks may be a bit more petty-minded than usual today, so take it easy.

Democrats

Barack Obama b. August 4, 1961

Leo (More liberal than Ron Paul?)

You’re taking great pride in a recent accomplishment, but be careful about inciting envy in your peers — or even your friends! Folks may be a bit more petty-minded than usual today, so take it easy.

Hillary Clinton b. October 26, 1947

Scorpio

Today, you need to focus your energy on the home front as much as possible. Almost anything could be happening — repairs, kids’ issues or even feuds with the neighbors — so stay as flexible as possible.

Mike Gravel b. May 13, 1930

Taurus

You and your friends or family are mixing it up over some silly topic that doesn’t really matter that much to any of you — but lets you all work out some pent-up aggression that would otherwise fester.

*All horoscopes come from Yahoo Astrology, and do not necessarily reflect the views of Elizabeth and Jennifer, who put this post together.