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Clinton Fiction: Bosnia Satire

10:00 pm April 30th, 2008 by Charlie · 3 Comments

It isn’t often that I get the urge the just repost something I’ve found in many of the blogs around the internet but after reading through two dozen political blogs in the past hour, mostly about Obama and Rev. Wright, I needed a good laugh, and the Strange Bedfellows blog from the Seattle P-I hit the spot.

Entitled “Hillary - The Bosnia Speech” by Joel Connelly, the piece of satire, originally written by a former P-I Washington, D.C., correspondent Christopher Hanson, made me chuckle as I noted that everything you say on the campaign is picked up, everything.

Read it at your own peril, and take it with a grain of salt because it is meant to parody the exaggeration of Senator Clinton regarding her trip to Bosnia.

On our way home from Bosnia, the pilot and copilot died of heart attacks — aftershocks from gunplay at the airport. I took the controls. The plane developed engine trouble due to AK-47 rounds through the turbines. It was touch and go over the Atlantic, and I had to crash land at Andrews Air Force Base.

After I pulled 17 people out of the burning wreckage, I went back in to retrieve Chelsea’s LSAT prep books, getting out just before the explosion. My own acts humbled me.

Then came the ambush of the motorcade that wounded my Secret Service guards, Bob and Ben. Sitting on Chelsea to protect her, I grabbed Ben’s Uzi pistol and wiped out eight terrorists just as the guards in the follow-up cars got to us. “Uzi” means “the Lord is my strength.” These eight men were the first I had ever killed, despite what the right wing cabalists say about Vince Foster, who was a good man but very emotional.

Read the rest over at Strange Bedfellows.

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